Stanford, catch up with Wharton & Chicago

The Stanford kid with his fist up and negotiating with a criminal should be considered the golden kid by Stanford. They appear to be losing to Wharton and Chicago in the rate of creation of criminals. It is time to catch up. Chicago, a late arrival to the criminal scene, dominated by Harvard and Wharton, has been fast catching up. Their law school graduates appear to be poised to kill democracy, but the school has nothing to say about it.

Tech heavy Stanford has to focus on politicians. Their golden kid appears to have put them on the map of criminality. University ratings have to include number of criminals they create per year. Creating criminals is not easy, it requires selection, training and launching them into law and politics with precision. They have to be fed BS in class rooms and they have to be told making money is the most important thing. They should be told they are better than most and the mere fact that they attended the school is good enough proof.

Come on Stanford, you are starting behind but we know you could catch up with the greatest schools who focus on criminals.