The American Goldfinger

As America gives a finger to its own Goldfinger, he is on the run. He wants to run because the law is chasing him. His palaces and bath rooms may be gold plated but nobody is above the law, not even the Goldfinger. His smile, fake hair and rallies have mesmerized nearly 100 million people across the country, his crimes and rapes fascinated the rest. He is the American Goldfinger, who feasts on hamburgers and racism. He never read the Bible, nor does he know how to hold the book. When asked which Bible he liked, he remarked, I like all of them — old and new, but he is particularly fond of the old testament. And when asked to narrate a story that he loves from the Bible, he remarked, I like all of them.

He is the American Goldfinger. He believes he has a license to shoot and kill, even in Manhattan. He believes he has a license to rape and pillage as the judges he appointed will let him go free. He wants to put all reporters in jail because they asked him questions. He wants to go after anybody who objected to his insane ideas and eliminate them. He keeps a list and systematically executes against it. He wants his country to rewind time back a few centuries to become great again. He could not reveal his financial details because the IRS has been auditing him for decades. He took US government secrets with him because his tea time with Russian and North Korean leaders could be better.

He is the American Goldfinger. He does not know how to drive but he certainly grabs the steering wheel when somebody else drives him away from trouble.